Wow, have to get blogging again. . .

It's been more than a year since my last confession, and bless me father, for I have sinned.

Guess who grew up going to a Catholic school? Hmmmm. . . .

Anyways, good to be blogging again. I am hoping to incorporate videos, links, pictures, and fashion reviews this time around. Remember, a beautiful blog is a work in progress, and we cannot all become Perez Hilton overnight. Especially when we fail to post a single time in more than a year.

Toast points and tea cups

I am officially banning McDonald's. Not because they remove all the flavor from their food and add it back with chemicals to ensure greasy consistency throughout the franchise, nor because their chickenmcfuggets are made with mechanically separated chicken products, which sounds much more delicious than it is in reality, but because they are featuring Kimberly Stewart's blog to somehow promote their menu items. I can't think of a worse promotion since those crazy Quizno's singing rodents with the bulbous eyes who proclaimed their love of all things sub in fingernails-on-blackboard pitched squeaks.

Listen to this story on NPR's Day to Day.

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Kimberly Stewart, the copycatter of all things Lindsay, Nicole Ritchie, and Paris, is somehow considered interesting enough to promote McFug's hot and fresh. If the blog were truly accurate, Kimberly Stewart's late night adventures would entail getting blitzed and blowing every creature in sight, which certainly doesn't put me in the mood for an all beef flavor-removed-and-reinserted patty.

See below, borried from TMZ.com for an example of the inane shit that somehos sells product

GOD HELP AMERICA! I love me some bad puns, but even I can't stomach these, hahaha, pun intended:


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Kim's Got Love for Courtney
Posted Jul 3rd 2007 7:15AM by TMZ StaffFiled under: Paparazzi Video, Late Night Adventures, Kimberly Stewart
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Hey dudes! So I've had a pretty fun weekend. After recovering from my Pink Taco night, on Saturday I went to Allegra Versace's 21st birthday celebration. The party was organized by her mother, Donatella Versace. All of young Hollywood was there! I went with my sister, Ruby, my friend Liam and Jacky-O (Jack Osbourne). It was held at the Bar Marmont on Sunset, which by the way has amazing food -- they got a new chef and he's on fire!!! (NO JOKE). After I had some birthday cake I decided to go to my good friend Courtney Love's studio to meet her hot new bandmates. Hot is not even the word to explain these young British boys! This is by far the best album Courtney's ever done! Courtney will be playing the Roxy on July 17 and you can go to her official MySpace page to get tickets. I'm excited to see her in action again because she embodies everything that a true rock chick should!Anyways, gotta run. Getting ready for a big 4th of July bash. Have an amazing day! P.S. - I'm not dating Tommy Lee. I'm just auditioning to be the drummer in his new band ... just kidding!!! We're just friends. That's it.xx Kimberly
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